FED: Workers admit to on the job antics

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FED: Workers admit to on the job antics

A survey of 9,000 workers in Australia and New Zealand has made some startling revelationsabout on-the-job antics:

QUESTION:

WOULD YOU EVER SPIT IN YOUR BOSS'S COFFEE?

40 per cent - workforce average

66 per cent - Queensland

59 per cent - Western Australia

54 per cent - New Zealand

50 per cent - ACT

44 per cent - Northern Territory

36 per cent - Victoria

25 per cent - NSW

19 per cent - South Australia

08 per cent - Tasmania

HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH A CO-WORKER?

42 per cent - workforce average

MOST LIKELY:

70 per cent - Queensland

64 per cent - NSW

LEAST LIKELY:

22 per cent - New Zealand

GENERAL WORKPLACE BEHAVIOUR:

45 per cent of male workers admit to masturbating in the gents.

60 per cent of female workers do the same in the womens.

43 per cent of male workers regularly perve at female co-workers underpants elastic.

80 per cent of all workers surveyed admitted to being regular farters.

*Survey published in FHM magazine.

AAP nd/arb/was/sb

KEYWORD: WORKERS (FACTBOX)